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Eerie’s Survival guide. (Tips on surviving the world as you know it.)

Greetings and salutations from the dark reaches of Eerie’s mind,

Last week we talked about inspirational quotes.  This week I’m going to have a little fun.  We all remember the movie ZOMBIELAND, right?  (If you don’t just nod your head and play along.) The rules for surviving an America over run by medulla oblongata eating dead people was the best thing in the movie. (which is a great cinematic event not to be missed by the way)

What follows is a list of rules I started several years ago. Most of these are not original and some have been adapted or taken out of context. We’re just having fun today.

  1. The early bird may get the worm, but it’s the second mouse that gets the cheese.
  2. When your group is attacked by a bear remember, you only have to run faster than one other person.
  3. Never carry a knife to a gunfight.
  4. Accept that some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue.
  5. The one who dies with the most toys; still dies.
  6. Walk softly and wear a loud shirt.
  7. Tell the truth, there’s less to remember.
  8. Goals are deceptive; the unaimed arrow never misses.
  9. The thing you couldn’t live without today is often in the landfill next year.
  10. When life throws you lemons, throw them back harder.
  11. The best things in life are not THINGS.
  12. There are two ways to be rich, make more, or desire less.

Okay, chew on those for a while.

Until next week.  Write on.

Eerie Dwarf out.

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